intercourse | | What none of us want to lose. Our husbands say 'amen' to that! |
BCP | | We can 'do it' now and not worry about becoming pregnant. |
hotties | | What we are when we lose our minds. |
uterus | | The feel good hormone |
hotflash | | Monthly or bi_____ |
tofu | | Guess this group CAN be trusted after all. We now belong to it. 2 words |
period | | Own personal heat wave. |
wrinkles | | The beverage of choice :) |
hotpants | | Makes us beautiful or makes us mannequins (depends on your point of view). |
mentalpause | | _____ swings. And not the jungle gym kind. |
overthirty | | What we need to use everyday now |
estrogen | | What we don't want on our faces in old age |
makeup | | Egg factories or storehouses |
facelift | | An older woman's version of diaper brain. 2 words |
tampons | | What we are in menopause. What we wanted to be as teenagers. |
botox | | Over the counter mood elevator |
ovaries | | Removing that organ we aren't going to use again. |
blackcohosh | | Why Asian women don't have hot flashes. Or so they say. |
libido | | An androgen that we have but hubby has more of. |
hell | | Body organ we want to keep even if we aren't going to use it again. |
senile | | One kind of pill we don't have to take anymore. |
osteoporosis | | Those little annoying, but useful, plugs. |
progesterone | | More than just a punctuation mark. |
HRT | | _____ pants. We used to wear them when we were teenagers. 2 words |
soy | | Fluid retention |
mood | | Abbr. Better living through pharmacology. Our husbands will thank us if we take this.....no it's not viagra. |
pharmacist | | Where some of us think we went (until HRT that is). |
grayhair | | What we all want, but can't afford. Elizabeth Taylor has had many of these. |
eggs | | Our new best friend (professional). The insurance company may not agree. |
swelling | | We scream when we see the first strand of it on our head. 2 words |
OBGYN | | What we can take to combat the fluid retention. |
wine | | An herbal menopause supplement. 2 words |
acne | | Another word for fluid retention |
seniorcitizens | | A reason to take another shower. 2 words |
pads | | What we used before we used the 'plugs' |
testosterone | | Who me???? |
bloating | | Where, oh where, did it go? |
chocolate | | No longer just found in Chinese restaurants. |
diuretic | | Women's doctor |
nightsweat | | What we used to worry about having on our faces. |
irritable | | Why our mothers made us drink our milk - so we wouldn't get it. |
hysterectomy | | They are shriveling up and dying. |
cycle | | AARP is looking for more. 2 words |