From: Paul Smith

There's a fine line between fishing, and standing on the
shore like an idiot.

From: Thomas Trusk, PhD

I'm a peripheral visionary.
I can see into the future...
Just way off to the side.

From: UUCP: {mot!terak}!anasazi!chad

"You can't have everything--where would you put it?"

From: Andrew J. Cosgriff !

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now..."

From: Michael Greene

Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get
it....


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