From: Anne Kelley

Come the millennium, month 12,
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth
To be acclaimed the leader.
From: http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1447769,00.html

In some cases, the measured use of force is all that
protects us from a chaotic world ruled by force.
From: Gary Oliver

"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins
here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed
one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance
has come an era of peace in the Pacific."
--- G. W. Bush, Tokyo, 18 Feb 2002

http://www.practicalradical.com/stupidbushtricks.html
From: Ronnie B. Kon

"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?"
From: Lindsey Durway

Best anagram of George Herbert Walker Bush:
Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
From: Matthew P Wiener

"[George Bush] is a man who was born on third base and thinks
he hit a triple."
From: eric smith

"I see no media mention of it, but we entered in -- you asked what
time it is and I'm telling you how to build a watch here -- but we
had Boris Yeltsin here the other day. And I think my times
campaigning in Iowa, years ago, and how there was a -- Iowa has a
kind of, I single out Iowa, it's a kind of an international state
in a sense and has a great interest in all these things -- and we
had Yeltsin standing here in the Rose Garden and we entered into
a deal to eliminate the biggest and most ballistic missiles and it
was almost, 'Ho-hum, what have you done for me lately?'"

From: Fil Feit

"Pot is a herb.
Bush is a dope."
From: Stephen Lau

"I don't want to ruin this lovely recession..... I mean reception."

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