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Across 2. Equally beloved by children, hikers, and office workers 8. Commercial Linzer biscuit variant 11. Green accent popular in the 90s 12. Favourite sweet snack of Henry VIII 13. Glazed 16. Variety of steamed pudding 17. Objectively perfect dessert 20. Post-lunch coffee 22. Like the 2004 crime film 25. Delicious charred or soft 26. Vanilla-flavoured root vegetable with a purple hue 27. Buttery Scottish export 28. Nursery food, long out of fashion

Down 1. Granita's smoother relative 3. French pudding with English sensibilities 4. Broad descriptor 5. The introverted, swarthy twin 6. White, yellow, then red 7. Like the coconut on a hairy cheesecake 9. Spicy treat from God's own country 10. Sometimes known as "dead man's arm" 14. Not to be confused with the liquid version 15. The towheaded, extroverted twin 17. Retro school dinner staple 18. Tinned goldfish 19. Winning alternative to Christmas pudding 21. Soft and fluffy almond creme 23. Italian trifle, sort of 24. Tastes less romantic than it sounds