New Series Doctor Who Quotes

Each clue is a quote from a new series Doctor Who episode, and the answer is the episode title. Multiple part episodes are separate answers, and a quote relating to both will be under the name of the first episode. Answers are written in all caps, no spaces, all numbers are letters, all "&"s are "AND"s and all other non-letters are omitted.

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Across

1. "This isn't war. This is pest control!"

2. "This planet is protected. I am the Doctor. And I name you The Boneless!"

4. "Is a slave a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved?"

7. "We must not look at goblin men, we must not buy their fruits. Who knows upon what soil they fed, their hungry, thirsty roots."

8. "Good evening. I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife."

9. "One small thing for a thing, one enormous thing for a thingy-thing!"

11. "And who might you be? You're very well dressed for a hitch-hiker!"

12. "Exterminieren! Exterminieren!"

14. "There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you."

18. "Chan, is this a tradition amongst your people, tho?"

24. "Everyone knows that everyone dies. And nobody knows it like the doctor. But I do think that all the skies in all the worlds might just turn dark, if he ever accepts it."

28. "I have to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose."

29. "Haven't you heard, luv? There's trouble at mill. She's a lizard."

30. "No, I'll fix it, I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor, don't call me the Rotmeister."

32. "Biting is just like kissing, but there's a winner."

33. "And if just one of those tiny little things never happened, I'd never have met you. Which makes this the most important leaf in human history."

35. "Burn with me."

38. "I'm waving at fat."

39. "That narrows it down to one planet! Raxacoricofallapatorius!"

42. "Where do you get the milk for the soufflés? Seriously, is no one else wondering about that?"

44. "Ooh Doctor, you sonicked her!"

45. "I died and turned into a Roman, it's very distracting."

47. "The big bad wolf!"

48. "They must have told you the Moment had a conscience. Hello! Oh look at you. Stuck between a girl and a box. Story of your life, eh Doctor?"

49. "The circle must be broken."

51. "God bless the cactuses!"

52. "The Doctor, doctor, fun!"

54. "Before we start all that, I just wanted to say: thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, sniveling traitors!"

55. "I was being chased by a giant dinosaur but I think I managed to give it the slip."

57. "Well, I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves."

60. "Nothing happened. And then it kept happening. Or if you'd prefer, everything happened at once and it won't ever stop. Time is dying. It's going to be five-oh-two in the afternoon for all eternity. The needle's stuck on the record."

62. "You can't experiment on people, it's insane. It's inhuman!"

64. "Judoon platoon upon the moon!"

67. "I'm your new undercover agent, on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name, The Doctor. These are my top operatives, The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson."

69. "You're never going to believe this. My cube just moved! It rattled!"

71. "Defending the planet with Meals on Wheels!"

73. "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses and maybe the odd pig-slave-Dalek-mutant-hybrid, too."

78. "Did he just bring them back? Did he just save the world from aliens, and then bring all the aliens back again?"

79. "Rawr yourself! Hello, cutie pie. Who's a lovely tricey then, eh?"

80. "So basically, both of our parents are dead from getting the plague. I'm a gondola driver so money's a bit tight, so having my sister go to your school for special people would be brilliant. Cheers."

81. "No-one upsets my mum!"

84. "No, I'm sorry, did he say he was going to change what it means to be human?"

89. "He is awake."

90. "Broken... Broken... Hairdryer..."

92. "Ever since I was a child... I looked into the Vortex and that's when it chose me. The Drumming. The Call. To War."

94. "I'm stuck... on Earth like... like an ordinary person. Like a human! How rubbish is that? Sorry, no offense. But come on!"

96. "If Hitler invaded Hell, I would give a favorable reference to the devil!"

97. "Ok, just like a shark. In a dress. And singing. And green! A green singing shark in an evening gown."

99. "It was a present. And it wasn't supposed to be opened 'til Christmas Day. Honestly! Who opens their Christmas presents early? Okay. Shut up. Everyone."

101. "Hey! Who turned out the lights?"

102. "Start the clock."

103. "Burn, baby, burn."

105. "Well, I've got to be honest with you, son. We're in the centre of the Earth, and there are lizard men."

107. "We can all have a good flirt later!"

108. "I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked. River and I, we had this big fight—"

109. "Aw, that's not a very good nickname. What if you do get defeated? Staal the Not-quite-so-undefeated-anymore-but-never-mind?"

110. "Labour camps... that's what they called them last time."

111. "Who was it? Who's paying you? Was it Nerys? Oh my God, she's finally got me back! This has got Nerys written all over it!"

112. "I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree!"

113. "Oh, Dicky, Tricky Dicky, they're never going to forget you. Say hello to David Frost for me."

Down

1. "Don't cremate me."

3. "I once saved the universe with a big yellow truck."

5. "I dream I'm this adventurer. This daredevil, a madman. The Doctor, I'm called. And last night, I dreamt that you were there. As my companion."

6. "No, I'm an amnesiac robbing a bank. Why would I be okay?"

10. "This is Gun Girl. She's got a gun and she's a girl."

13. "You are the weakest link. Goodbye."

15. "Feed me!"

16. "I have no sword. I don't need a sword. Because I am the Doctor and this is my spoon. En garde!"

17. "Right, I have questions. But number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"

19. "I speak horse. He's called Susan. And he wants you to respect his life choices."

20. "I've only got one night — one night — to make a very nasty man change his ways and let that spaceship land. "

21. "Praise him."

22. "Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother!"

23. "Let me in mummy, I'm scared of the bombs."

25. "Danger. This is a warning. A warning to the whole world. You're looking for WiFi. Sometimes you see something. A bit like this. Don't click it."

26. "I'm speaking to the lost soul that abides in this place. Come to me. Speak to me. Let me show you the way home. Let me show you the way home!"

27. "You fought her off with a water pistol. I bloody love you!"

31. "Those words. "Run away." I want you to be famous for those exact words. I want people to call you Colonel Runaway. I want children laughing outside your door, 'cause they've found the house of Colonel Runaway. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love!"

34. "Each of them grown from a cell of my own body. New Daleks. True Daleks. I have my children Doctor. What do you have now?"

36. "They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine."

37. "Oh, my boys, my poncho boys, if we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band."

40. "But I've seen a lot of this universe. I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods. And out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing, just one thing... I believe in her."

41. "Yes, he likes that, Alfie. Though personally he prefers to be called Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All."

43. "Yes, I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself."

46. "This is Emperor Ludins Nimrod Kendrick Cord Longstaff the 41st, defender of humanity, Imperator of known space. "

50. "Tick tock, goes the clock, he cradled her and rocked her. Tick tock, goes the clock, even for the Doctor."

53. "Oh Missy, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Missy!"

56. "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff."

57. "My head... is killing me!"

58. "We're in Cardiff. London doesn't care. The South Wales coast could fall into the sea and they wouldn't notice! Oh! I sound like a Welshman. God help me, I've gone native."

59. "There is no self-destruct! Heh? Heh! Had you going though, boys, didn't I? I just wiggled a few buttons. Yeah. The old wiggly button trick. And the face. You've gotta do the face. "Save her, or we all die." I thought I'd rushed it a bit but..."

61. "Run!"

63. "We did not have the parts."

65. "Is this how time normally passes? Reeeally slowly... in the right order."

66. "Question: why do we talk out loud when we know we're alone? Conjecture: because we know we're not."

68. "So, what, you think that’s how spring begins? With a group message on Tree Facebook? Do you think they send texts to each other?"

70. "Sorry, ma'am, so sorry. So sorry, so sorry. I think I've been murdered."

72. "I'm the bloody queen mate!"

74. "Now Rose, you're not going to bring about the end of the world, are you?"

75. "Sparkling cyanide."

76. "And how do you expect to do that from beyond the grave?"

77. "Allons-y, Alonso!"

82. "I am not amused."

83. "I think they've forgotten the gravity of the situation."

85. "Okay, landing a plane in a timey-wimey blizzard. I can push through, but if I'm off by a nanosecond the engines will phase and I'll shatter the planet. I'll need landing lights."

86. "He saves worlds, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures and runs a lot. Seriously, there's an outrageous amount of running involved."

87. "Beautiful world. Appalapachia. Voted number two planet in the top ten greatest destinations for the discerning intergalactic traveler."

88. "He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing... the fury of the Time Lord... and then we discovered why."

91. " I'm an English teacher from the planet Earth and I've run off with a man from space because I really fancy—"

93. "They will melt you. Have you become so human that you've forgotten the truth? Don't you remember all the times you were decommissioned? Or should I say executed?"

95. "TARDIS. T - A - R - D - I - S. It stands for Tethered Aerial Release Developed in Style! Do you see?"

98. "Well. I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh. The Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Führer." Who's with me?"

100. "Goodbye, my Sarah Jane!"

104. "Who needs arms when we have claws!"

105. "I am Skaldak. This planet is forfeit under Martian law."

106. "I love Chloe Webber!"

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